Valentine’s Day can be hard on single people. But being single has its advantages. Here are eight reasons why it’s better to be single.
- You always have control of the remote.
- You can fix yourself a gourmet meal at 3:00 in the morning.
- But it’s also fine to have nothing but beer and ketchup in the refrigerator.
- Things are always where you left them.
- The toilet seat is always down (or up).
- Your phone conversations never get interrupted with “Who are you talking to?”
- You can come and go as you please, never bothered with “Where are you going?” or “Where have you been?”
- And the best, in my opinion: You only have one dysfunctional family to deal with!
So don’t be depressed on Valentine’s Day – or any other day. Rejoice in the freedom the single life brings!
